Cylinder Lover Gifts

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'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bicycle sat nav.

Clown Face Painting

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

A boy with a camera

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Children's Entertainer

Beware of balloon dog.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."