Cylinder Lover Gifts

Cross Section

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Clown God

Bicycle sat nav.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Clown Face Painting

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'He specializes in funny bones.'

A boy with a camera

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Children's Entertainer

Beware of balloon dog.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."