Cyclist's Bane T-Shirts

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Cycling with a harp case

You had me at vintage.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

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French Early Bird

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

'Be a friend.'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

The evolution of triathletes.

"Need any electricity generated?"

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Cycling Race

Uni-cycle for sale.

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

Tandem limo

'It's an old biking injury.'

Tour de Fran's

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

Monkey on Bike