Cycling Hopeful T-Shirts

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Touring Cyclist

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

You had me at vintage.

French Early Bird

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

BMX riding in Bavaria

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"On your left."

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

A writer walks over water towards a publisher

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

Job interview.

'May I help you?'

"Some day I'll be president of the United States."

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

Mr Thompson let go of the bike, and Bobby cycled freely into the new world, never to be seen again.

'I just wrote a novel on this phone and sent it to 137 publishers and got back 129 rejections in 12 seconds.'

Man cycling off a cliff

"On your left."

'Cow Stabilizers'.

"We will try you on a real horse in a few weeks, Mr Thimble."

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

'I just hope this doesn't jeopardize my political career.'

"When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad..."