Cruising Hopeful T-Shirts

"When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Pirate

Rainbow/Horizon

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Inbox and Outbox

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"We're luckier than most people..."

Salesman on Holiday

The bus home.

Man struggling to row,

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Scuba Skater

'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'

Snooze Cruise

Giraffe Sailing

Pirate Mail.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Graduation Day 2020

Employment Office.

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

"I think next year things will really be different."

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

'At least, we're marooned on a big island: It took me an hour to walk around it...'

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.'

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

Starfish enterprise.