Cyclic Life Ponderer Gifts

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Creator's Remorse

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.