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Hitching a lift

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The Fast Lane.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Cat and Dog Bike

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Wide Load.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Boy on a bike

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Happy Office

Cuba returns to the bicycle

It's much easier on my knees.

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

The Toilet Bike.

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

The Ageing Process

Uni-cycle for sale.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

The Bikings

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Tandem

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.

Cycling Race

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'