"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."
Cycle Path Critic T-Shirts
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'Why can't my walks be that fun?'
The Fast Lane.
"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."
You had me at vintage.
'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'
"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."
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'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'
'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'
Wide Load.
'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'
Boy on a bike
"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."
An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba
Hitching a lift
"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."
'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'
Enter Exit - Circle of Life.
Sustainable transport
"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."
Bureaucrats on a windmill.
Cycle Lane
Uni-cycle for sale.
Cycling Race
'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'
Season Finale
'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'
"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"
'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'
Tour de Fran's
Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI
Tandem limo
Yeah, I can hold it until we find a cleaner place to stop.
GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.
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Cycle Path Critic Mugs
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Cycle Path Critic Pillows
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