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'Had there been no horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The Fast Lane.

You had me at vintage.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Wide Load.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Boy on a bike

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

"God, I hate cows."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

BMX riding in Bavaria

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"You're a bully."