Homebody Herder Pillows

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Knights of the bedside table.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

Contented man and cat sleeping

Sheltering in place.

"You are still here."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"