Cyberpet Keeper T-Shirts

Nethead strip: Sheep worrying

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Vodka

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Burke and Hare and Hare

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

'You didn't think this through, did you?'

Nethead strip: Avoided

"You think I was conned buying him as a pedigree then?"

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Old woman giving her cat and dog a bedtime story.

"Let's talk about the 500 pound gorilla in the room. You brought him here for Bring Your Pet to Work Day and never took him home!"

'It doesn't look good. I'm a guard dog. They caught me off guard.'

'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

'I'm sorry we ever had him declawed.'

"My glass is empty again but I haven't had a drink."

'The dog died two years ago, Henry.'

'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'