Cybernetics Specialist Prints

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"So who is this First pet?"

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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'