Cybernetic Thinker Prints

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

POLLS, 'Of COURSE I'm a creationist!'

Robotic Man

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Unsocial Networking.

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Rodin, the surfer.

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

Cutting down the Brain

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

Jerry Brown Becomes California's Longest-Serving Governor

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."