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'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Robotic Man

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Rodin, the surfer.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'