Cybernetic Scholars Mugs

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Robotic Man

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

Rodin, the surfer.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

Jerry Brown Becomes California's Longest-Serving Governor

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

Mitt-Bot's Amazing Origins

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

POLLS, 'Of COURSE I'm a creationist!'