Cyberneticist Mugs

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

Robotic Man

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Unsocial Networking.

Rodin, the surfer.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'