Cyberchondria Sufferer Pillows

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Internet Cafe.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

Palm Reading

Palm Top Readings

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

'I don't feel that bad.'

Witch Online

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Type A Flu.

A prediction.

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"You're in excellent health...until we can prove otherwise."

'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

'Nothing too serious, I think, but better safe than sorry.' 'PLAGUE!! PLAGUE!!'

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

"Uh-oh. . . Paper-cut!"

Cyber War

"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria."

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

'Good thing you came in. Most men just ignore the warning signs.'

Help. Lost my passwords, victim of I.D. theft & can't remember who I am.