Cybercafe Dweller Mugs

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Spooning

Wifi whore

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

The End of the Worker Bees

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"GrumpyHumans.com"

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

'I think you spend far too much time in front of those video games!'

Coffee Cafe

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

'Maybe you wouldn't be so penniless a writer if you stopped writing in expensive coffee shops.'