Cyber Sinner Mugs

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Seven deadly sins store

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Unsocial Networking.

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

Witch Online

'I'll need your username and password...'

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Hacker

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?

Evil Personified $1.00

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'What do you mean, your church didn't give you a password?'

'Can Jimmy come out and hack into teacher's pension fund?'

"...then we program the self-driving truck to hijack itself."

Surfing the net

I figured if I've gotta be one of the deadly sins, it might as well be greed.

'Bless me, Father, for I have turned 'Safesearch' off.'