Tech-savvy Sinner Mugs

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

God's Phone

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Halloween Selfie

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"My best friend is my phone."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Modern Childhood

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'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."