Tech-savvy Sinner Mugs

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

God's Phone

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"My best friend is my phone."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Halloween Selfie

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"It must be still charging."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I've been interfacing with mud."