Cyber Café Employee T-Shirts

'Can you point me to the Men's 'Downloading' Room.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Cafe Burns.

National Coffee Day

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

How About Serving Us For a Change

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Biocafeteraologist

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.