Cv Stylist Mugs

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"