Cv Strategist Mugs

Make sure your CV stands out for the right reasons....

"Being the best person in the known universe at doing the job isn't enough without the appropriate qualifications."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Good boy."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Do your research!

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'