Cutesy Pair Gifts

Cat Towels

Romance

Mixed Doubles.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dancing in pyjamas

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Baby rocks!

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

His and Her wardrobe's

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Sorry

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Prison Romance.

The Common Sutra.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

PJ Parties

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Lovers' Leap