Cute Culture Admirer Gifts

Hell's Kitties

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nun Fight.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Gone Fishing

Puppy.

Sorry

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

TV stage door

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"