Cut-out Collector Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Baby face

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

One book... One book... One book...

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Orthopaedist

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.