Customer Service Rep Pillows

"How's the burger?"

"I'm thinking your email must have gotten directed into my 'Oh no, that guy again' folder."

Information and Still don't get it.

"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."

'Suppose I don't like it. What's your return policy?'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'There! I can tell by your smile. You do remember that wine I bought here last year. The one that comes in a bottle about this high.'

"When I said I wanted a bottle of the house red, I meant ketchup."

Flame war!

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Oh, that's a whatchamacallit. Aisle four, right next to the thingamajigs!"

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'