Customer Service Representatives Pillows

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -

"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."

I think I could explain it better to the girl in your TV commercial.

Your Money Back if and when We Feel Like It.

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"You're the perfect customer and I'm the perfect salesman. A match made in heaven."

Novelty Balloons: Customer services.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Whay are you calling? We spent loads of money on technology so that we wouldn't have to talk to you."

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

"But to be excluded from our phone database, someone from customer service will have to call you."

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

"No lady, I'm just the mover. Bob back there is the shaker."

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place, Mr. Willis. This is the bank that DOESN'T care."

The Day After Christmas DAy

"Here's your receipt so you can bring it back when you remember how old you are."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

People queuing for 'Disinformation' desk not the information desk.

'Just a moment, Sir, I'm putting you through to someone random!'

'At least you won't complain about not having enough leg-room...'

'Sorry, but you can't return anything approved by quality inspectors #4 through #27, who were laid off.'

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'

"Any chance of some credit?"

"Complaints about the industry have gone through the roof!"

'You say that the letter is too heavy and needs extra stamps? Surely that will make it even heavier?'

"Sorry - you'll have to wait - now I have a call."

Night-shift entrance

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.