Customer Service Clerk Pillows

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Bailiff."

"Useless information"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Yawning barristers in court

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."