Customer Service Clerk Pillows

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Bailiff."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Useless information"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Yawning barristers in court

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Justice

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'