Customer Satisfaction Cherisher T-Shirts

"Our goal is your complete satisfaction. But we'll settle for your money."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

"1-800 Herd of Elephants."

"For success you have to treat customers as individuals...These for example are individuals No 45-09kl and 645-3!"

'Ready for a second bottle?'

'If you want to praise our company, you're talking to Tommy Smith. If you want to complain, you're talking to Krfrzrk Mnkfplmkrz.'

Research Fellow Kate Jackson and her pooch, Dean Thompson.

Great customer care is not optional.

"Who do I complain to about your complaint department?"

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'The customer is King'