"I might be awhile - I'm the only one in a small shop and I can't leave without buying something until another customer comes in."
Customer Etiquette Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for someone who excels in customer etiquette? Our collection features witty and charming products that highlight the importance of politeness, respect, and good manners. Whether it’s for a friend who’s always courteous or a colleague who handles every interaction gracefully, find a humorous yet heartfelt gift that appreciates their excellent etiquette and social skills.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Oh no, after you. I insist!"
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"
'He bowed lower for me than for you.'
"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
Awkward First Dates
Only One Item or Fewer.
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'
What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.
"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."
"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
Customer Etiquette Gifts Collection
Customer Etiquette Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for playful and respectful designs that celebrate customer etiquette—ideal for brightening their day with a touch of humor.
Customer Etiquette Pillows
Browse our pillows to find witty and charming designs that honor good manners—ideal for adding personality and a touch of humor to their home.
Customer Etiquette Prints
Check out our art prints that celebrate customer etiquette with stylish, humorous designs—great for inspiring respectful interactions in any space.
Customer Etiquette T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts featuring clever slogans and illustrations that showcase excellent customer etiquette—perfect for casual, fun expressions of politeness.