Customer Commentary Challenger Pillows

"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The recession is over, again.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

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There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"This is a work station, Jackson!"

'I'd rather be high up on the Totem Pole than high up on a pedestal.'

...Unemployment rising... 'I knew the employment bubble would burst eventually.'

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'I'm giving you a praise. It's not a raise but it will look good on your evaluation.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

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'Ageism at work'

Smoking in office cubicles.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

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