Custom Car Creator Mugs

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Sailor and car

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Spray painter.

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

V8 Vindaloo

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."