Custom Car Creator Mugs

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

"You bought an airbrush?"

V8 Vindaloo

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.