Custom Car Building Mugs

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Sailor and car

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

V8 Vindaloo

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."