Cushion Cuddler Pillows

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Tit for Tat.

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Busy day

Fur Baby

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Next!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Keeping Warm in Winter

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

Puppy.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."