Constrictor Cuddler Pillows

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A midwife holding a baby

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

A Tit for Tat.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Bed Seasons

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Acme Toys Ltd

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Next!'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

A Friend in Need.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

A couple with a new baby

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

"I've always been a gnome body."

Sitting Out the Lambada

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."