Constrictor Cuddler Pillows

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A midwife holding a baby

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

A Tit for Tat.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Acme Toys Ltd

'Next!'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

A Friend in Need.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

A couple with a new baby

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Sitting Out the Lambada

Financing Nemo

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."