Cushion Cuddler Mugs

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

Love a Mutt

Cling-On Dog

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I hate it when we fight."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Bed Seasons

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Tit for Tat.

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Fur Baby

Keeping Warm in Winter

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Busy day

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Next!'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'