Cozy Cuddler Mugs

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"

Can't sleep?

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

I even love the way you snore...

Bed Seasons

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Cling-On Dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

"I hate it when we fight."

Cat Reunion

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

A Tit for Tat.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Fur Baby