Cushion Combatant Mugs

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

"Ninja bread men"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

The sofa freshly made up...

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"There's the remote!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

First Place Layabout

You know you're getting old when....

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"What are we doing today?"

'My elbow has a cold!'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

When paperwork attacks.

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'