Curtsy Queen Prints

Curtsey

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Bed Spread"

The Origami Society...

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

I love embroidery

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Crotchet

Von Trapp family masks

Sew on a sequin!

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Granny Wear

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"I usually work in snow."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"You should try taking more naps yourself. Sleep is free."