Quirky Queen Prints

'This is my Heaven and I'll wear what I want.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Anna Calvi

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I love you, you big fool."

"Bed Spread"

Best before 65 million BC.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Tom Mullica.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Adult Magician

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"No-chance the rapper"

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."