Curtsy Queen Mugs

Curtsey

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Bed Spread"

The Origami Society...

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

I love embroidery

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Sew on a sequin!

Crotchet

Von Trapp family masks

Granny Wear

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Stand back - while I whip something up

"I usually work in snow."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'I hate it when she gets perms'