Curtis Mayfield Fan Pillows

"Of course, Curtis Mayfield was a god. Many people forget that nowadays."

Sloaney Pony.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Chris Froome

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Barbie Oscars

Arabian island

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Oil Industry Safety.

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Catch-22

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Rugby scrum.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."