Curtain Crosser Mugs

Bank hiding behind a curtain.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

Drama Llama

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Crossing Borders

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

Little deers

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'A Nosey Cow'.

School crossing

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

It's the only crossing guard they can afford.

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

What's your guess? "Venetian blondes."

Local drives had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

Lollipop lady

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

School crossing

'The buck stops here.'

'Neighbours is on, love.'

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

A Mystery Solved

"Yeah, he's not your typical guard dog."

"I find it's better to tell people you're a crossing guard rather than say you're involved in human trafficking."

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens