Curtain Call Sluggers Mugs

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

High-gravity baseball

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Drama Llama

Bravo!

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

At Astley's

Window in the Outfield.

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Ronald Mavor.

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

Stage Hand

A woman lounges topless on a sofa

"He only works part-time. Unfortunately it's not the part when he's here."