Little Sluggers Mugs

Window in the Outfield.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

High-gravity baseball

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Sailor in Car.

Baby Screen Time

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

That's my son! Bat boy.

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'Lassie, come home!!'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

Kids playing doctor.

TV and boy

"Do you think our parents are too pushy?"

Sports Bar. It's okay, we're a little league team.

"There it is Derek,....our nemesis!"

I think my mom might be a little overprotective.

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."