Cursive Champion Prints

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Couples' therapy

"It's o.k., come on out."

Teamwork

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

WHO checklist

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Ideas Man

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

The Solution!

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Inspiration Point

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"