Calligraphy Champion Prints

"Boss, some industrial spies have complained because they can't read our handwritten research reports."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Meet the scribe"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Spell checker!'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Well la de da. . .

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Dip Pen

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."