Curry Adventurers Prints

'We also sell water for $200 a glass.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

The Velvet Mesquite

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Sushi Train Spotters

"That's the deep end."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"I'll have the chef."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"Fancy an Indian?"