Current Events Sleuth Pillows

Zimbabwe Election Runoff.

Russia and the Three Whales

Schengen

British savings accounts

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Roe v. Wade

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Trump Mask

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

JET (Part I)

"See. . .? We did do something."

"The White House Washington"

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

The Evening News

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"