Current Events Detective Pillows

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

"The war that wasn't a war isn't a disaster."

Donald Trump

Putin, Trum and Europe

Prince Andrew still under investigation over sex scandal

Trump Acquittal

British savings accounts

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

V-O Day

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

Oil in Nigeria.

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

Plots unveiled

Burning the Other

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

"Extra! Extra! Stream all about it! It’s extra, so you may not need it, especially if you looked at your phone recently."

21st Century Leadership

Iran-Gaza

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"Recalculating!"

The Hypocritic Oath

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

Sanctions to the rescue

'Has the news finished yet?'

Self - toppling

In Plain Sight

I Can't Believe It's Not Fake News

"Gosh, it really is impossible to tell the deepfakes from the shallow ones."

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"